Ok..I am free again~
At least I showed Bert that I did something.

It's not that I don't like him la.Infact I have to fair and honest that, actually Bert isn't bad.
I just tend to have some shield for pple whom I had a bad experience with.

But the fact is there is still a distinct difference on the treatment b/w us and them.
Though we are all getting along well.

Oh..I guess it's pretty understandable too.
=)

It's raining hard now*

Now as I recalled,last night...The last few minutes before I sailed to Lala land *my dream town*
I thought of prince.

Yes...Prince as in handsome prince kinda fairy tales prince. That handsome prince of Monaco prince not the current having bald spots Prince William.

But more of the fairy tales princes.
Dunno why.
It is just some random thought.

Sometimes you just think of anything under the moon* when ya about to sleep.

And so...
My idea of prince is one that is a perfect gentle man perfectly fine know..Those kinda beautiful tenor with smooth voice.
*Jason,I am not talking about you don't think you are a tenor anymore.-_-~
There is no such thing as "Once a tenor,always a tenor"
Besides...You know that your voice is not lemonade smooth~(whatever I mean)*

(hehz)
Perfect built eyes teeth blah~
Character wise: Brave,gallant,sweet,FAITHFUL(that is one trait that is missing in many yous and mes in this world now) blah...

If there is one such perfect prince,I don't mind putting up with 7 dwarfs,squeezing in a tiny house,practically be a maid for them(sweep,wash,mop,cook),chew a poisonous apple(why cant it be banana,strawberry or anything else..Maybe durian?),sleeps in a glass coffin till that prince comes and muacks me.

Now..Let the evil M{ch touches this pair of perfect pair (Snow white and ..Whatever that prince is call) with some reality.

*Nnnnooooonnnooooooooo*
(Did I hear some gals screaming..Hehz.)

Suppose that they are living in a normal 5 room HDB flat.(Hey I gave them a 5 room,ok.)

Prince:"I'm home!What's for dinner?"

S.white:"Eat...Eat..Eat...Am I a source of food here for you or what?"

Prince:"Wha lao eh work very tired already.Come home just wanna relax.You must always find things to quarrel with Mayo one day diam diam oi sai bo?"

S.White:"Huh la..you very tired.I am not lo.Look at my hair?It used to be black,smooth,shiny and perfect.I don't even know what is a bad hair day before I married you!"

Prince:"You think work very relax la.Have to pay for the mortage,the utilities,your shopping craze.Speaking of shopping..ai..you can control abit or not!"

S.White:"I dunno what's wrong with you.You look at Sleeping Beauty,Cinderella,Belle,Jasmine(Aladdin's wife) and Ariel(that mermaid).They all so good life.And their princes are forever so sweet to them lo."

(ok..let's name Sleeping beauty prince as Shawn,Cinderella's prince as Lance,Belle's prince as Beast,Jasmine's prince is still Aladdin,Ariel's prince as Rick(i forgot his real name) )


Prince:"Compare and complain are your best traits lo.You dunno only.Now Shawn is actually having an affair outside!"

S.White:"No way!!!"(her black round eyes pop out)

Prince:"Pls lo..Sleeping beauty is like what...a thousand years older than him lo.That time we (all the princes) warn him liao but he die die also must marry her.Good for him lo..now under a 1000 years ginseng.Outside got more young chicks of coz play play la!

S.White:"ok la..but the rest quite good ma!"

Prince:(sniggers)"Good?Lance is complaining about his dirt bag,man!"

S.White:"DIRT BAG!!CINDERELLA?MY GOD!SON OF A GUN!"

Prince:"Pls la..That ash gal every day do house work till it's a kick.Lance is a prince after all lo..wana bring her to functions,dinners also must think twice.And she is a cleanliness freak.A tiny speck of dust will freak her to hell.Can you imagine during *night activity*(haha),that ash gal can stop and starts complaining how messy and unhygenic that the bed sheets would be later?"

S.White:"(speechless) well...."

Prince:"That belle is suppose to be the nicest and easiest to get along.But ever since that rose,she demands the beast to grow a field of roses.wha biam eh...you think roses very easy to grow meh?Bath also must have rose petals!siao one.Now the 2kmwithin their vincity got a very strong rose smell.Can you imagine the bees?I think Beast lost his ability to smell long time ago.
And did I mention,red is his taboo colour actually?Now he is truely a beast..just a slave for his belle."

S.White:"But..I bet you have nothing to say about Jasmine and Ariel."

Prince:"Eh..huang lian po,you havent been seeing things right? You know how fiery Jasmine can be lo.And how dominating,how fierce.She is a she-MCP!Whenever Aladdin is fed up,he just flew away on his carpet with his genie.Now we are all eyeing on that carpet lo"

S.White:"What..you!!"

Prince:"(cuts in)Ariel and Rick?Haha.You know how much Rick loves seafood!With Ariel around,he is banned from seafood.So whenever he is with us,he would stuff himself with all sorts of seafood.And that mermaid wants to visit her family everytime...you think diving so cheap meh?I think Ariel is fussing about buying a sub-marine!I think she is draining his money,man"

*silence*

Suddenly
*Ding dong*
Snow white goes open the door...came that 7 tiny dwarfs.

Prince:"NB!Not you 7 creeps again!F you!Go back go back"

S.White:"Can you don't be so rude to my friends!!!"

Prince:"What?I am rude.Your 7 friends came to sponge on me 6 days a week!You think I open restuarant or hotel?"

S.white:"Wha..you go out and drink can la.I invite my friends cannot la?"

Prince:"I go out is work!you think I enjoy entertaining those pple ah?"

S.white:"yea..like I know.Who knows you always have pretties ard you?You are just like the other dirty princes!"

Prince:"Ai..You don't wu li qui nao hor!I where got like them.You go look at urself in the mirror la!Once fair,rosy,beautiful and all.Now a true blue obasan.But I still stay faithful to you."

S.White:"(breaks to tears)Hor...you finally admit le la!Find me ugly and old!!"

Dwarf speaks up:"Um..you all don't quarrel le.we are hungry.can we eat?"

Prince and S.White:"DIAM LA!!!"

*close curtains*
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Thank you for taking time to read this lousy story.

hahaha